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"[...] hermeneutics may include the art of understanding and communication.[6]"

"An astronaut (from the Ancient Greek ἄστρον (astron), meaning 'star', and ναύτης (nautes), meaning 'sailor') [...]"

Hermeneutics + Astronauts = It sounded cooler in my head.
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